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Re: Best reason to drink tonight
by WineGoddess » Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:11 pm
It has long been recognized that the problems with alcohol relate not to the use of a bad thing, but to the abuse of a good thing. - Abraham Lincoln
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Re: Best reason to drink tonight
by WineGoddess » Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:22 pm
After reviewing this thread what is the fascination you men have with capricorn males?
Nixon and Elvish (pun intended) are two of the men I CANNOT STAND.
What about John Lennon or Alan Alda for that time?
Why Nixon and Elvis?
Why dear god why?
Nixon and Elvish (pun intended) are two of the men I CANNOT STAND.
What about John Lennon or Alan Alda for that time?
Why Nixon and Elvis?
Why dear god why?
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Re: Best reason to drink tonight
by ivan » Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:40 pm
WineGoddess wrote:After reviewing this thread what is the fascination you men have with capricorn males?
I am one.
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Re: Best reason to drink tonight
by FNZ » Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:40 pm
And so was Soupy Sales.
And don't forget:
And don't forget:
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Re: Best reason to drink tonight
by Mr. Giggles » Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:42 pm
WineGoddess wrote:After reviewing this thread what is the fascination you men have with capricorn males?
Nixon and Elvish (pun intended) are two of the men I CANNOT STAND.
What about John Lennon or Alan Alda for that time?
Why Nixon and Elvis?
Why dear god why?
Because pictures of Nixon and Elvis are funner to goof on?
Did he really eat that? Damn!
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Re: Best reason to drink tonight
by strugglebunny » Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:56 pm
WineGoddess wrote:After reviewing this thread what is the fascination you men have with capricorn males?
Nixon and Elvish (pun intended) are two of the men I CANNOT STAND.
What about John Lennon or Alan Alda for that time?
Why Nixon and Elvis?
Why dear god why?
Alan Alda ruined MASH.
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Re: Best reason to drink tonight
by Mother Goose » Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:09 pm
It's like MDM does MST3K for history class. I fucking love this thread!
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Re: Best reason to drink tonight
by waahoohah » Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:57 pm
Fifty bucks says I bean Woodward in the head!
I am at 39. 13 more to go!
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Re: Best reason to drink tonight
by ivan » Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:03 am
JohnnyTequila wrote:Gimme the Bears -6 and the Cowboys plus the Atlanta/Philly over in a two dime parlay...
Not all that far removed from reality. Nixon was an absolute fanatic about pro football.
Mother Goose wrote:It's like MDM does MST3K for history class. I fucking love this thread!
I think this might be the greatest thread in TAOGH history.
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Re: Best reason to drink tonight
by Mayhem » Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:18 pm
Possibly. Too bad the guy that started it is a youknowwhat.ivan wrote:JohnnyTequila wrote:Gimme the Bears -6 and the Cowboys plus the Atlanta/Philly over in a two dime parlay...
Not all that far removed from reality. Nixon was an absolute fanatic about pro football.Mother Goose wrote:It's like MDM does MST3K for history class. I fucking love this thread!
I think this might be the greatest thread in TAOGH history.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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Re: Best reason to drink tonight
by grippingthewheel » Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:51 pm
A card-carrying member of the pinko-commie-lovin' ACLU?
The VEEP Rocky:
"He then became the 41st Vice President of the United States of America under Gerald Ford (1974-1977). He was the 2nd Vice President to be appointed to the position under the 25th Amendment. One very memorable moment during his vice presidency occurred during a public speech at Broome County Airport in Binghamton, New York. A group of hippies started to heckle him, which obviously irritated him, causing him to retaliate by giving the group the finger, in a widely circulated photo.
Senator Robert Dole was on hand during the speech as well, and when questioned by ABC why he didn't join in with Rockefeller, Dole replied "I have trouble with my right arm.", reminding them of his injury in the Second World War."
The VEEP Rocky:
"He then became the 41st Vice President of the United States of America under Gerald Ford (1974-1977). He was the 2nd Vice President to be appointed to the position under the 25th Amendment. One very memorable moment during his vice presidency occurred during a public speech at Broome County Airport in Binghamton, New York. A group of hippies started to heckle him, which obviously irritated him, causing him to retaliate by giving the group the finger, in a widely circulated photo.
Senator Robert Dole was on hand during the speech as well, and when questioned by ABC why he didn't join in with Rockefeller, Dole replied "I have trouble with my right arm.", reminding them of his injury in the Second World War."
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Re: Best reason to drink tonight
by Mayhem » Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:33 pm
The disabled always have an excuse.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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Re: Best reason to drink tonight
by Zippy » Sun Jan 25, 2009 7:07 am
I need a drink.
It's always a good day to get ripped!
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Re: Best reason to drink tonight
by BeerMakesMeSmart » Sun Jan 25, 2009 7:19 am
Put 'er there, pal!
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Re: Best reason to drink tonight
by grippingthewheel » Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:47 am
Dick loved him some Chinese New Year.
"Please welcomce in all his diluted glory the man whose story writes itself not unlike mine who feveriously types awaiting his next sip before the whipping, anticiapation is making me want to strangle someone." ~whiskyprick
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