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Re: Best reason to drink tonight

Postby FNZ » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:09 pm

JohnnyTequila wrote: but Nixon was a friggin drunk.


I saw Opie Cunnigngham in an interview the other day talking about his new movie. He said that contrary to popular belief, Nixon wasn't a drunk, per se, but that when he did drink, the medications that he was on would heighten the effects of it and he would basically black out real easily.

Who knows that truth.

Fuck him. He was a Quaker.
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Re: Best reason to drink tonight

Postby Mayhem » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:11 pm

FNZ wrote:
JohnnyTequila wrote: but Nixon was a friggin drunk.


I saw Opie Cunnigngham in an interview the other day talking about his new movie. He said that contrary to popular belief, Nixon wasn't a drunk, per se, but that when he did drink, the medications that he was on would heighten the effects of it and he would basically black out real easily.

Who knows that truth.

Fuck him. He was a Quaker.
I knew a girl who was a Quaker. She was a drinker and had big tits.
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Re: Best reason to drink tonight

Postby BeerMakesMeSmart » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:12 pm

It came with a free bowl of soup.

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Re: Best reason to drink tonight

Postby FNZ » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:13 pm

Mayhem wrote:I knew a girl who was a Quaker. She was a drinker and had big tits.


Did you motorboat her?
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Re: Best reason to drink tonight

Postby grippingthewheel » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:16 pm

Never never forget Dick Cheney's role model.

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Re: Best reason to drink tonight

Postby Mayhem » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:17 pm

I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?
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Re: Best reason to drink tonight

Postby Mayhem » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:18 pm

FNZ wrote:
Mayhem wrote:I knew a girl who was a Quaker. She was a drinker and had big tits.


Did you motorboat her?
One of my regrets that I didn't.
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Re: Best reason to drink tonight

Postby ivan » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:26 pm

What is this strange manner of being?

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Re: Best reason to drink tonight

Postby peetie44 » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:27 pm

Mayhem wrote:
FNZ wrote:
Mayhem wrote:I knew a girl who was a Quaker. She was a drinker and had big tits.


Did you motorboat her?
One of my regrets that I didn't.


Heard you were "under-equipped"...
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Re: Best reason to drink tonight

Postby JohnnyTequila » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:34 pm

you're gonna keep quiet about that unfortunate event in Dallas, right?

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Re: Best reason to drink tonight

Postby grippingthewheel » Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:53 pm

ivan wrote:Grip, YOU'RE the asshole.

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Re: Best reason to drink tonight

Postby BeerMakesMeSmart » Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:54 pm

grippingthewheel wrote:
My life would be called complete if my favorite President were to call me out.


Chester A. Arthur?
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Re: Best reason to drink tonight

Postby happydrunk » Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:10 pm

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Re: Best reason to drink tonight

Postby Screwball » Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:31 pm

Cinderella story. Otta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac..

It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!

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Re: Best reason to drink tonight

Postby waahoohah » Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:07 pm

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You know, that rug really tied the oval office together...
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