Best reason to drink tonight

by **JohnnyTequila** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:19 pm

"The people have got to know if their President is a crook. Well, I am not a crook."

by **ivan** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:21 pm

Crook? Hell no. I'm bigger than the Beatles!

by **grippingthewheel** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:39 pm

Dick is important.

by **ivan** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:41 pm

So, are those real turquoise?

by **grippingthewheel** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:46 pm

Bestest thread ever.

by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:54 pm

So, she's pushing her tits right in my face...

by **JohnnyTequila** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:56 pm

And then I found out she was a dude...

by **ivan** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:58 pm

And I was OK with that, grudgingly...

by **grippingthewheel** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:59 pm

by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:00 pm

Then I skipped out without tipping her. Booyah!

by **ivan** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:01 pm

Grip, YOU'RE the asshole.

by **Mayhem** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:02 pm

A true patriot. He had a flag lapel pin.

by **BeerMakesMeSmart** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:04 pm

You talkin' to me?

by **JohnnyTequila** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:06 pm

Don't make it obvious, but look over there, Kissinger just walked in with a Russian hooker...

by **JohnnyTequila** » Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:09 pm

Gimme the Bears -6 and the Cowboys plus the Atlanta/Philly over in a two dime parlay...